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Caden Moran makes dinosaurs look futuristic (morethanacade) wrote,
@ 2012-01-07 19:19:00

If anyone needs me I'll be that bloke not seeing an ounce of daylight for the rest of my life.

I'm truly honoured to be trusted with something like this but bloody baron, it's going to drain me.

Private to Mucker & Scooter:
Hey mates, don't forget about m'yeah? I'm basically about to fall off of the face of the Earth and am not too certain when I will be able to see daylight again much less m'own bed.

Hope I don't miss out on too much,
Mors.

Private to Mads:
Hello love, this is the letter from hell being presented to you in an awful fashion as I'm not exactly sure when I will be able to get out of the office again. Things have picked up quite a bit here with all of the latest news; and while I can't exactly speak about it, it turns out that the madness now applies to my department. Naturally they have given it to due to my amazing record.

I hope you are not too cross with me, though I promise that you will be the first person I see when I am given clearance to leave this awful cot I get to sleep in for the next little while.

-Caden

Private to Bessie:
Plans going through alright there Bessie? Need anything else just let me know; anyone starts giving you hassle I will have them dealt with. I won't be able to do much in person...in fact you may not see me for a while. But I can issue one deadly document that is for sure!

-C

Private to Pup:
Be Good.

-Caden

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	Mors driftingthrough 2012-01-08 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I take it all the recent fun in the news has managed to find its way onto your desk then? Don't worry, I'll keep you informed as best I can. Though, starting Monday I'm going to have my hands full with classes again so I wouldn't feel too bad about falling off the earth. If you need anything, food, water, sanity time, put me first on your list, yeah? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Mucker morethanacade 2012-01-08 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I was just as surprised but yeah, it has hit m'desk in a big way. Right that non-real world stuff still, yeah? What classes have you found yourself in for your final semester? I probably have quite a bit sitting around in m'office at home that I really don't need but kept anyway. Also water! I didn't even think about water. I'll keep you in mind, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Mors

driftingthrough
2012-01-08 10:54 pm UTC (link)

I can believe that. I mean, your department wasn't exactly the first one I thought of when the story broke. However, you'll be fine.

Yeah, that load of shite. Thankfully it's almost done with. Well, I've managed to find my way into Werewolf Code of Conduct, Philosophy of Law: Past and Future, and the most reticent edition Family Law Seminar and Practice: Child, Parent and State. Two guesses to how thrilled I am about that last one.

See, these ideas are exactly why you've kept me around for so long. You really should. I've been told I'm fun. Or something similar to it.

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Mucker

morethanacade
2012-01-11 12:47 am UTC (link)

Nor was it mine; I was a prepared to laugh at the lot of them running around like beheaded turkeys. Apparently I am not the nearly headless turkey. It's been m'life long dream to be able to relate to Sir Nickie. Any ideas on how to improve a cot, mate?

Y'not trying to tell me something with that class are y'now, Mucker? It's not too late to talk y'out of what ever y'thinking with whoever y'are thinking it with? I always imagined it would be Scooter we'd have to be concerned about. However the other two I have taken. I thought for sure you'd be taking the Advance Legal E class...we're y'talking about that before?

If ever I doubt that, I will recall Bulgaria as m'memory of Vegas is still greatly lacking.

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Mors

driftingthrough
2012-01-11 01:13 am UTC (link)

And here I thought that maybe we could even make a drinking game out of it. Shame I'll have to do it alone, since I'm pretty sure Scooter won't go for the jargon. And what a mighty headless turkey you shall be! Plenty. And even some that don't involve me telling you about the sleeping arrangements when I was in Peru. I'm sure one little mention to me Grams and she'll send you over one of those down comforters and all the pillows you can handle. See. Even in my family you're the favorite. Ha.

Ha. Yeah, you know me I'm a right male brasser, just a ticking time bomb until gettin' some poor misguided girl up the pole. While Scotty's sitting there like the king of celibacy. That's just it, I was supposed to be. But since there were only two of us who signed up for it so they decided it was more cost effective to cancel it. Advanced Family Law Seminar and Practice it is for me. Trust me, I augured for a long time about this too. Oh well, not shite I can do about it now. Just put my head down and get through it.

That's probably best, as I'm pretty sure that even without remembering my behavior in Bulgaria was much better than it was in Vegas.

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Mucker

morethanacade
2012-01-11 11:38 pm UTC (link)

It's all in how you talk to people, mate. Always mind your manners and send Christmas and Birthday cards with assortment of high grade foreign teas and you are bound to be any Grans favourite.

I thought I could do it...I thought I could read your response with as straight a face as ever and then you had to go and say something like Scooter and King of Celibacy in the same sentence without the addition of 'pissed on'. I can likely get you the tutorial notes for Advance Legal E, if you were interested in just content. Shame they cancelled it that is. Especially for Headache Law. Family Law did nothing but put me up to ninety! Bunch of puss faces.

Considering we didn't commit a chargeable crime in either location...we've done pretty well for ourselves. Other than some obvious milling.

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Mors

driftingthrough
2012-01-12 01:38 am UTC (link)

I happen to know that I am always on my best behavior around your family. As a matter of fact many times the question of my actual McLaggen-ness has been called into question. But, yeah, Gran loves yah. I'll see what I can do for you in that department. Kiss ass.

Did I at least make you choke-laugh a little? Because I did when I wrote it in the first place. Actually, whenever you get a minute, and Mors, I mean an actual minute, I wouldn't mind having them at all. Mostly because I was really looking forward to it. Yeah, I guess I got a high enough go ahead from the lower level version of it. Something about "displaying passion for it" which is a load of shite, because if anything, I was displaying my passion for just wanting it over. Right bastards!

I'm damn proud of ourselves and our abilities to run right up to the line and not cross it. It's a skill that not many seem to posses. Obviously. But milling doesn't count. It never counts. That's just good old fashioned fun right there.

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	Old Man recklesstamer 2012-01-08 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm always good. Just what I'm currently being good at seems to change from time to time. Want me to come and charm you up a window so that you can at least pretend there's some sunlight up in that cave of an office you've got? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Pup morethanacade 2012-01-08 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Let's try again...stay out of trouble? It might be harder for me to do anything about it when I'm stuck in my own virtual prison. If I didn't think you would be trampled on for even attempting to get into here then I'd say okay. As it is I will just thank-you for the idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Old Man

recklesstamer
2012-01-08 11:06 pm UTC (link)

Do I have to? Kidding. I promise to keep myself out of the lockup. And to try to keep from knocking anyone's teeth in. And not to run a muck in moose form causing all sorts of mayhem.

You're own prison...you do realize that phrasing it like that just makes me want to break you out. Though, I don't think would accomplish much, expect get you sunlight. But less accomplished professionally, I'm sure. You're welcome. You know how I feel about dark cramped cave like places after all.

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	Pup morethanacade 2012-01-11 12:53 am UTC (link)
	That is all I could ever ask for. If this lasts more than just a few weeks I'm sure I will start begging for the break. However...don't listen to me. For once I fully support you not listening to me...starting in a few weeks if I've gone and become a zombie. Chop m'head off, alright? Feel special pup, that I am trusting y'with such an honour as that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Old Man recklesstamer 2012-01-11 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, if anyone has to take away my fun, might as well be you. Hold on just one moment, I need to savor these words. Because I'm pretty sure I'll never hear them again. ...Okay moment's over. If you go full on zombie I would be more than happy to take you out deartháir. I'm even prepared to break the news to mum. I even promise to wash up first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pup morethanacade 2012-01-11 02:05 am UTC (link)
	How thoughtful, pup. Though I'm sure she would understand fully. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Old Man recklesstamer 2012-01-11 02:23 am UTC (link)
	What can I say, Thoughtful is my middle name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pup morethanacade 2012-01-11 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes as that is the first word that comes to mind when thinking about good ol' Da. Thoughtful. It can certainly be a word for him; but far from the first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Old Man recklesstamer 2012-01-11 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	And I'm comforted by the fact that no matter what word springs to mind first it's still better that Fergus. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Caden

whiskeynmemory
2012-01-08 02:25 am UTC (link)

Plans are going along as well as can be expected. I learned how to fix a sink this morning in the kitchen when the pipe under the cabinet exploded. But no worries, fixed it up just fine, and it caused little to no damage. How about that. All those years in the shop actually came in handy for something. Da's still going to come over later tonight and look at it to make sure that I did it right though.

No one's hasslin' me so far! But then again, I'm still in the "trying to find competent staff" mode. I think my standards are too high. As most of them are idiots. Got a few potentials though! And! And! I named it!

And I'll never forget that you could destroy lives with a simple swipe from your pen.

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	Bessie morethanacade 2012-01-08 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	A pipe? On it's own? Or was it knocked? Obviously y'have insurance for those sorts o'things...o'yeah, y'have insurance on those sorts o'things. Let m'know if anything else goes, yeah? I'll have a word or two with the inspector. Hire anyone yet? And a name is a great start! Are y'going to tell me? It's a great legacy to have! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Caden.

whiskeynmemory
2012-01-08 11:17 pm UTC (link)

Breathe. It's fine. I have no idea what happened, it just did, but it's fixed, no worries. And I spent the morning checking other things up, and everything else looks to be on the up and up, so don't worry that busy head of yours about it. Okay? Dad and I go it. Just worry about what you got in front of you, yeah? You can worry about lil'old me when you're done.

Got someone to wash dishes for me and one waitress. Working on the rest, have a few interviews next week to conduct. Of course. You're the first person I wanted to tell. And since I just picked it, The Four Horsemen it is. Like that pub we used to go to all the time right when I got done with school until it burned down. So part sentimental, partly for the drink, partly because it just sounds bad ass. And it was better than anything else I came up with.

And it will live on throughout the ages.

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Bessie

morethanacade
2012-01-11 01:10 am UTC (link)

I don't think it's possible for me to stop worrying about either of you two. However at least it was nothing worse. Still if it cost you anything, let me know and I will have you compensated for it.

That's great Bessie! Like I could ever forget that place, even then I thought it was a rather catchy name. There is are a couple of pages in the papers I gave you that need to have that filed and then sent back to me so I can have it properly documented and duplicated. It will only take me a few moments so don't worry about it becoming too much of a distraction for me.

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Caden

whiskeynmemory
2012-01-11 02:06 am UTC (link)

I promise that as soon as this is all over, you can go back to worrying about us and growing those gray hairs, okay? But for now, I'll keep an eye on the Idiot via my network of minions so just do what you have to do. My turn to look out for you. And don't bother arguing. I'll tell our mother.

See, all that time I was just pretending to get shit faced and have fun. When really, I was doing future market research. Or not. Worth a try. Either way, glad you like it. Oh right, those are mostly done. I'll have them over to you as soon as I can get to the post office, so about a half hour then.

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Bessie

morethanacade
2012-01-11 11:10 pm UTC (link)

Gray hairs? Clearly I have proven by now that I am immune to such signs of age. Feeling old and looking it are entirely different things, Bessie! And thank Godric for that!

Did you really just pull the tell Mum card on me just then? Why does that threat always work on me but neither the pair of you?

But of course, Bessie. Because you and multi-tasking have always gone hand in hand. Especially when it comes to the taps. If you do that I can have them shipped back to you by the end of a normal persons work day.

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Caden

whiskeynmemory
2012-01-11 11:42 pm UTC (link)

Oh relax, I'm not sending you hair dye yet. Do I need to remind you that you're really not that old. Because if you're old, that makes me old and I don't want to be old. Thus, you're not old. Just ended up with the lion's share of maturity. And just so we're clear on what me looking out for you means, it means dropping off meals at the end of the day because eating is essential to living, or so I've been told.

You know what, I think I just did. Because the Da threat works fabulously on me. And...I'm pretty sure there's only one threat that works on Noah. And I'm not willing to learn that information.

And if people believe that I've got some great beach front property I'd love to sell them. For a reasonable price I might add! Have I mentioned you're the favorite lately? Because you are.

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	Caden onemadhatter 2012-01-08 02:37 am UTC (link)
	(Sent with a small bundle of self-cleaning bowls) Don't worry about it, love. I read the papers and figured your life would get pretty busy. Instead of lunch dates, I guess care packages will have to do. If you do get a break get sleep. I'm not going anywhere. Mads P.S. the dishes are self cleaning. Just tap with the wand. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Mads morethanacade 2012-01-08 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I read the papers and thought everyone elses lives were about to get pretty busy...apparently a new development means that mine is to. You're much to good to m'Mads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Caden onemadhatter 2012-01-09 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Hardly, just good enough. Now if you don't get to eat by normal meal times tell me and I'll send some. And our date will wait until you're free again- you're not getting out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mads morethanacade 2012-01-11 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't dream of trying to get out of it, love. Just wish things would stop coming up. If you need anything from me, let me know, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent)